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MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled


TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


Nobel peace prize -


TAGS: image of gore
Rating: 4.81/5

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tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:08 pm
And then they gave one to Barack Hussein Obama. ... Because... um... hell, I don't even know why. The Nobel Prize is irrelevant anymore. It's just a bunch of clowns gladhandling each other and throwing money at people who suit their agenda.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 2:43 am
What... the... F@#%? Seriously?!? Al Gore is a notorious bore, and his presentation was an a**-wipe.
Ron2 - May 14, 2013, 5:57 am
ever see just how much money Gore made from his GW companies that sell carbon offsets? Know he set those up before his GW campaign? Know how much of a footprint he leaves? Politicians are exempt from their own policies.
Zetmonk - May 11, 2013, 4:16 am
Yeeeeah, this might be a little short-sighted...
curlyrocks - May 9, 2013, 7:52 pm
WOW THAT PI$$ES ME OFF. That slide show had nothing to do with world peace and everything to do with proving issues with changing chemical make up of the atmosphere. there's already a Nobel Prize in Chemistry if his work was so great give him that.


Old Saw -




THE BACON AND SAUSAGE NATIVITY - Never has tastelessness been so tasty


TAGS: jesus sausage
Rating: 4.83/5

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BigEdMustafa - December 6, 2011, 5:39 pm
I think the hash browns as straw is a really nice touch!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2011, 6:16 pm
That doesn't really look... kosher.
mariand - December 2, 2011, 12:22 am
lol...cool
TWOEDGE - December 1, 2011, 4:04 pm
A-MEN!


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -


TAGS: moods body language
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 12, 2014, 1:55 pm
Ah the better to run down...um...your...NSFW...teehee!
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:53 pm
If she's hold a gun then she's just a Southern girl chilling out.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:51 pm
I will say, those nails kinda gross out me.
SLOHAND62 - March 30, 2013, 2:57 am
Nice nails for making sammiches..5L's
szo850 - March 24, 2013, 2:16 pm
Same goes for her feet. If they are are behind her ears, she like you.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:05 am
Are they holding a pillow?
JesusWept - March 19, 2013, 9:55 pm
Women's hands often land on my face. Not sure why XD
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:24 am
thank you
mariand - March 14, 2013, 6:55 am
lol, yeah... because that sign with the middle finger is such a common gesture...hehehe


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


MAWWIAGE - It's what bwings us togevah today.


TAGS: mawwiage princess bride
Rating: 2.83/5

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Anonymous - November 14, 2008, 5:53 pm
Wuv... twue wuv...


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: couple cards marriage
Rating: 4.82/5

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GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 8:25 am
as you sit there holding Aces and Eights....5L
rerun - January 31, 2011, 8:16 pm

Oh so true.
Faceplant31 - January 31, 2011, 7:16 pm
They don't know sh!t and thats why i'm cleaning my boots off after stomping that last little timmy.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 6:52 pm

p'fffft ....what do they know.
Airman - January 31, 2011, 6:36 pm
thx RL.. not everyone agrees
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 4:35 pm

awesome ...as ususal dude
MilDoc - January 31, 2011, 12:54 pm
Nice! Posted like a true narried man! 5L


JIMMY PAGE - The only acceptable duckface




WOOSA... - Before you get so pissed off that you start swinging a cactus around.


TAGS: anger management
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

CANADA - October 5, 2009, 1:30 pm
bad boys 2 rocked! 5 woosa's
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:18 pm
I understand your position though, Dre... I'm just grading on a bell-curve anymore.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 11:53 am
Yeah, I guess it is better than probably any of mine so i cant really judge, if i could revote it might go up to a four as well.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:56 am
It's not like it said "if you noticed the cactus, I have bad news for you..." or "this guy will kick your a**" - this one took talent.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:55 am
Perhaps not top ten of all time, but incredibly good use of the picture... takes creativity to caption it this way.
MO - October 5, 2009, 10:04 am
"Who let the dogs out? Woot! Woot!" KER-BLAMO!!!!! Even the natives are sick of that d*** song!!
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:55 am
I have made some funny posters according to me and it stopped at 3.2 where as I have made some average rush jobs that have stopped at 3.7, it's just a matter of who is on and their opinions which I value of course. Thanks for the 3L lol
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:51 am
or GHETTO-SMACK: When hitting the person who burned down your car anything will do.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:51 am
Yeah, I did give it a 3, i just didnt think that it was a top ten or whatever poster.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:50 am
or... GHETTO-SMACK: Where everything and anything is a weapon.
Arrogant Knight - October 5, 2009, 9:47 am
The caption is actually... PRETTY good. Better than most of the sh*t that I have to reject everyday. Definitely one of the better posters. At least he's not doing the "Look what I found on the internet!" Airman move. Give him some credit for that.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:47 am
I could have said: "Dancing is always fun till someone canes you with a cactus" "3rd world version of a tequila sh**" "He who removed Excalibur Cactus from the field shall be the new slumlord" But I kinda liked the Bad Boys reference. That's a nice fish
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:45 am
................I might
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:43 am
Dre... so you regularly pick up a cactus in protest?
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:40 am
The picture is funny, the caption is not.
Arrogant Knight - October 5, 2009, 9:40 am
I find it funny. Just sayin'.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:38 am
Um, its getting voted down because its not funny.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:23 am
Oh and TY...
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:22 am
Haha... yeah I can't believe these votes... that's a freaking cactus being swung around in front of a burning car... lmao.. I'll just keep the comments up on this one to bump it so people later in the day can appreciate it's magnificence and splendor.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 8:34 am
Oh... 5L, naturally.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 8:34 am
Love it! But you can't release good motifakes for the a.m. shift... they're 1L votin' mo fo's. Now, I have to get back to 1L'n these crummy motifakes.


Father Knows Best -


TAGS: father son relationships traditions cultures marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 18, 2016, 1:56 pm
Thanks Slick, I'm touched. I appreciate the comment too.
Rick69 - April 18, 2016, 1:24 pm
One for the favs... If not the Hall of Fame.
MissPriss - March 13, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 6:21 pm
Same goes for the other direction! HAHAHAHA! LUV it Prissy! ^!!!!!


MARRIAGE - it brings out the best in people


TAGS: marriage
Rating: 2.33/5

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TigerKid - June 28, 2008, 2:29 am
Heh...cool.


STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...


TAGS: stages of love eats brains
Rating: 4.56/5

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HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:51 pm
I LOVE this xD totes was not expecting the zombies!


DIPLOMACY - All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.


TAGS: driving road rage humor
Rating: 4.83/5

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TheGoat - May 4, 2011, 12:17 am
Check out youparklikean*****le.com It includes a fake 'ticket' you can place on windshields to announce when you've ph**ographed a jerk and uploaded his/her picture! Great site
IxLOVExYOU - May 3, 2011, 6:33 pm
hahahaha brilliant!!


WEDDING CAKE -




Never saw it Coming -


TAGS: newspaper ipad oldtimer fly teenager
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:56 pm
^know
calvin5040 - January 20, 2014, 2:55 pm
You who also never saw it coming? The parent that received the bill from the school for $499 to replace the I-pad they just broke.
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 7:13 pm
Geez Greeny, I knew this joke had been around, but didn’t know it was THAT old….I like this version too.
Greeny - January 13, 2014, 6:22 am
156460
Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 9:21 pm
Absolutely brilliant!
MissPriss - January 11, 2014, 11:01 am
Hey, an iPad works great, as long as it's someone elses.
kirill - January 11, 2014, 8:26 am
awesome. explains why teens make great customer service reps


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

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Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


SINGLE WHITE FEMALE - Looking for financially stable baggage free white male No drama!


TAGS: baggage free
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

xnavygunner - February 21, 2014, 11:40 am
Probably wonders why she can't hired for a job too.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:42 am
White male with rifle and pistol looking to rid the world of what the hell ever that thing is.
acegik - May 1, 2013, 3:08 am
Her parents must be so very proud of her (it?).
pickleviper - March 2, 2013, 9:55 am
Please tell me that's a made-up extra from some rubbish SyFy vampire film and not a real person.
Silverheart - March 1, 2013, 12:26 pm

Are you sure it's female? Too many body mods... they should be a greeter at WalMart.
PapaFox - March 1, 2013, 6:28 am
Nightmares are made of these! :-D


GREATER LOVE... - hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


TAGS: army hero american love courage
Rating: 4.77/5

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KniteOwls - February 22, 2013, 10:59 am
John 15:13 King James Version (KJV) 13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:33 pm
A Tale Of Two Cities. Charles ***kens.
maoworks2 - November 17, 2012, 4:27 pm
Great 5L


IN SWEDEN - We have something called Systembolaget


TAGS: systembolaget in sweden death metal nominon
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Hook

patrioten - September 16, 2009, 11:44 am
bara för att ni inte kan göra metal i danmark (:
kashat swe - September 16, 2009, 11:38 am
DK,we are not.. if we had 16 year limit, what difference would it make a few meter above your country, småglin
DK - April 15, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hey, Blue***k! You're just mad because the economical crisis made sure to f*** up Sweden. At least we can control ourselves in DK after a bottle of vodka at age 16 - you're gone after a f***ing Carlsberg (whimps). Woohoo, black metal country!!! Fy fan.
My dick is big, with blue and yellow stripes - April 2, 2009, 10:43 am
It's where all stronger beverages above 3.5% must be bought. They have a ****load of beer from all over the world, but you have to be 20 to buy, but that's why we have Denmark who let's 16 year olds buy vodka for 6 - 20 Euros.
The Masked Wombat - March 18, 2009, 9:06 pm
yeah, those are purses..and not shopping bags...
redneck - March 9, 2009, 4:48 am
what the hell is a bolaget? nice purple purses ... fags
Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 7:54 am
All hail the might of Systembolaget.


Stress Mgmt -


TAGS: stress management pond waterfall serenity
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:32 am
Been done. Still good though. Good composition, Demon. Welcome


DADDY - would you like some sausage?




TO ERR IS HUMAN - To blame it on someone else shows management potential


TAGS: err human blame management potential
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:33 pm

n1 dubog
Zetmonk - January 12, 2012, 8:45 am
Hah, nice! Very clever mister!


TEAM AMERICA - Gives you a complete lesson in arabic




THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE SWORD... -


TAGS: savages sword gun stoneage
Rating: 4.82/5

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RonE - April 30, 2011, 10:11 am
Cool, thanks for the replay, was just curious is all. Mucho appreciated. Seems it is more of a make the intent clear by a**ociation and/or by explanation. Makes sense. Sorry bout the added fuss.
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 8:41 am
Rational is when the regs make fun it's playful mate we all know Im joking when i make fun about someone's heritage, but when someone we don't know comes along spewing racism, it's bad, really bad.
Reality Lord - April 30, 2011, 8:17 am

and with that folks, maybe we can move it along from this thread. nothing to see here....just a dead body is all.
Greeny - April 30, 2011, 7:42 am
The rationale RonE, is the distinction between entertainment and hate... intent is everything
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:33 am
I think I should clarify why? Been following for a while, just prefer to understand what is and is not acceptable before I even attempt to submit anything. Gotta have a feel for a place/people and that does not happen going to a site once or twice.
RonE - April 30, 2011, 7:19 am
Pardon me, I know this should be a dead issue, but... I don't see much difference between WillH's comments and many of the comments regulars make here. Not trying to stir the puddin' but as a follower of this site I'd like to understand the rationale.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:20 am
That's not sarcasm......Seriously well played.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 1:19 am
Well played grandpa.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:12 am

Sorry. Usually banning is a private matter. This member disrespected so many people I felt his fate should be public. I am sure he will resurface uner another name.
rerun - April 30, 2011, 1:10 am

Hi WillH, welcome to motifake WillH, what WillH? You like hearing WillH spoken here? Guess what WillH? Oh, sorry WillH. I guess WillH status here will prevent WillH from reading this. Too bad. WillH sure if fun to type. Good bye WillH. WillH is banned.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:45 am
By the way, the poster's fine. Nice play on words.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 12:42 am
"jealousy" ... say what?
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:54 pm
Oh, and I never thought you could say "Will" with a lisp until today.
5150monkeylove - April 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
He is at least mentally. It is somewhat fun to see these critters pop their head up now and then. Soon the mole will be whacked with the banhammer, then we wait for the next one.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:34 pm
Good God man, i hope for the sake of everyone that you are 12.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:33 pm
Well isn't it nice when we refer to a fellow motifake user as a sicko towel-head Idiot who is jealous... good thing we don't take online things personally, you would do well not to go around being passive aggressive.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:32 pm
Sorry did not get past my name. I love seeing people use my name. Thanks.
Feasibly - April 29, 2011, 11:26 pm
WillH's comments serve as a good example of why it would be nice to have a questionaire for potential new members to have to answer prior to becoming a member. For example: Does the term "towel head" strike you as being funny? If they answer, yes. oopsy
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:25 pm
thats ok WillH, they make sick posters and comments about women on here and thats ok, its not "racist" just idiotic and a show of jealousy of them.
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 11:24 pm
lol... married...and loyal. =)
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:21 pm
I don't see it as a racist term. I do like the some what personal attack. I think you can do better.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 11:13 pm
It's a racist term. And do you see a "towel head" in the pic, moron?
WillH - April 29, 2011, 11:04 pm
Where is the race card being played? I just talked about their favorite head gear.
Sean - April 29, 2011, 10:59 pm
Drop dead, racist. Now.
WillH - April 29, 2011, 10:43 pm
Shoot all those towel headed bastards
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 9:28 pm
rough me up baby
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 6:28 pm
as always Sniper--- perfecto. 5 slashes for u.
TheOne - April 29, 2011, 5:44 pm
Nice
Airman - April 29, 2011, 12:35 pm
lol
crankyhead - April 29, 2011, 11:17 am
Fanta5tic
Greeny - April 29, 2011, 7:04 am
5 all the way!
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 6:58 am

lol5


FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass


TAGS: chinese fortune cookie marriage annoy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:09 am
Didn't this thought originate with Rita Rudner?
Budog - July 2, 2011, 2:10 pm
Right on !!! Congrats. Now get busy and giver her "the shocker" occasionally, they love that stuff. Well at least it's worked for me.
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 11:45 am
Didn't call her that, called my brothers fiance that and she liked it... scary Thanks 8)
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 4:56 pm
A-Max, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT call your bride "a guy with t**s!" Best Friend will work well. BTW, Congrats!
ArturiusMaxwell - June 11, 2011, 5:25 am
I'm getting married next friday and I am working this into my vows! AWESOMESAUCE!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 6:18 pm
I was an Army Infantryman. Then 2nd enlistment, Navy Hospital Corpsman. Because of Army experience put in the field as a Corpsman with the USMC.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:44 pm
Proud member of the Army Medical Department (AMEDD)-- Mastication Management Specialist!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:38 pm
Verdect, the hallway, kitchen counter, dining table etc. It kind of freaks the kids out though. And we aren't allowed in certain home furnishing stores anymore...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:36 pm
MilDoc, LOL I just figured that out, Copious Motofaking, too much beer and being tired tends to dull the faculties. Does your user name have anything to do with being a military medic?
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:23 pm
Budog, I think that qualifies as a "left handed compliment." Either that, or just plain scary! That being said, 5 Chop 5tix for the cookie!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:36 am
In the cool way, not the prison kind of way...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:35 am
I want to like that but not in THAT way...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:03 am
I am a blessed man, my Wife is so cool she is like a dude with t***.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:54 am
Wow.. My hats off to you sir. You must be well an truly into the "Hallway ***" part of your relationship ;)
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:21 am
26 years here, we could have killed them and already been out on parole for good behavior...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:56 am
*wipes tear from eye* Been dedicated 15 years..


JAGERMEISTER -


TAGS: puke drunk jager
Rating: 4.05/5

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lesterinside - January 24, 2011, 8:28 am
Best with Cola
Peso - January 24, 2011, 8:08 am
Oy, that's gonna leave a mark that no amount of buffing compound will remove.
Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:06 pm
Use Hyper Beam!
Airman - January 21, 2011, 1:50 pm
once with that stuff was enough for me


A MAN'S BEST FRIEND -




100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by vader

spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 hetero***uals and 11 homo***uals? What about bi***uals and a***uals? I'm a***ual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bi***uals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like **** today!


COMPROMISE -


TAGS: closet space marriage divorce half hers
Rating: 4.96/5

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SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm
perfect!


MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - A Real Man can wear sequins and bright colors and still make you wish you were him.


TAGS: macho man randy savage tribute
Rating: 4.73/5

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rudeboy308 - May 25, 2011, 1:12 am
It also helps to have some of the best promos that make even your WTF? statements sound awesome. R.I.P. Randy.


TMNT - 'cause "Teenage Mutant Ninja Horses" just didn't quite make the cut




THINKING -


TAGS: think few engage
Rating: 4.83/5

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Verdeckt - September 30, 2011, 7:08 am
You should post this on Philosphy Wall too..


FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE -


TAGS: wall ladder keep out discouraged
Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - August 1, 2011, 4:27 pm
wow... without words
Tarapin - August 1, 2011, 11:26 am
Excellent. I'd love to know where this is, though.
tellitlikeitis - July 31, 2011, 8:14 am
Very nice.
mariand - July 31, 2011, 7:55 am
awe5ome
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 2:23 am
oh, I seriously need me one of those
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 12:50 am
Apart from the re5t
ICEMAN - July 31, 2011, 12:26 am
Nice work SD. Fiver.


LIFE -


TAGS: tragedy comedy life demotivational poster
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:06 pm
IgV! WOW! What can I say, but really glad you're making posters again! 5L!
Reality Lord - January 18, 2016, 7:34 pm

and these are what 5L posters are supposed to look like. you're outdoing yourself lg. stunning.


TILL DEATH DO US PART -


TAGS: love life relationship marriage scary
Rating: 4.78/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:02 pm
and then you make the move and the other one laughs at you... well maybe, despite of all your feelings and shared instants, it was not the right one
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 4:01 pm
"too" scared.


CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...


TAGS: camouflage planking asinine cant see
Rating: 4.42/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 3:27 am
Neither. I just think planking is retarded. But, I think it is totally awesome how he camo blends into the couch, epically classic!
DoGTripwire - November 24, 2011, 3:06 am
you sir are either a commie or a member of Green peace
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:29 pm
Kill it.


PAYBACK IS... WELL -


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

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mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


LOST LUGGAGE -




THIS PHOTO - Encapsulates everything that's wrong with America




HOUSTON -


TAGS: bon voyage
Rating: 4.63/5

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Bumgrubs - May 3, 2012, 7:04 am
Bad taste....i love it lol. 5L
champ99 - February 21, 2012, 5:00 pm
5L!! I actually LOLed!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 14, 2012, 3:07 pm
There is no sacred, there is no "too soon" ....This is motifake, This is funny. there is no room for hurt feelings on the internet, Love it or leave it. (or at least cry somewhere where I don't have to look at it)
caveman - February 14, 2012, 3:20 am
5imple, yet hillarious.
RonE - February 14, 2012, 3:07 am
And yes, I am that kind of bastard.
RonE - February 14, 2012, 3:06 am
Yeah, I'd show it to her kid. I hate druggies. I dislike people who subject their kids to abusive druggies. Yeah, I'd show it to her kid and tell her kid.. don't let this become you. Oh wait... it appears were are too late for that.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:26 pm
what anger makes an honest person commit is beyond belief. mock the recently deceased.... would you show this one to your underage kid ? please PM me the pic with him/her holding the poster :)
ICEMAN - February 13, 2012, 9:15 pm
Good to know censorship is alive & well.
MuddySoapfish - February 13, 2012, 7:24 pm
That's very funny !!
krazyivanthedivine - February 13, 2012, 6:40 pm
This one really made me chuckle.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 3:48 pm
think about all the nurturing stuff you could be doing instead :)


VIOLIN BOW - Don't play guitar with it... Unless you are Jimmy Page


TAGS: music guitar guitarrist jimmy page led zeppelin
Rating: 2.43/5

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... - October 31, 2008, 2:40 pm
And it f***s up the bow REALLY bad, those b****es are expensive... bows on electric bass sound horrid
small e - September 4, 2008, 9:14 pm
ever heard of sigur ros? the singer plays guitar with a bow all the time and sounds great live
Dustin Marthington - August 3, 2008, 12:26 am
trip enough balls, and it'll make you **** your pants. in a good way of course.
S8N - June 3, 2008, 8:44 pm
you probably shouldn't even if you are... you ever hear that live? not as cool as you'd think


INSTEAD -


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:11 pm
Where's the b***on for the ASCII p****es?
Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.


Missing -


TAGS: valentine february dead missing marriage
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - August 9, 2016, 11:31 am

the plunger...because his wife loves bringing up old ****...lol
concern3 - August 9, 2016, 6:30 am
Outstanding poster, UP yours
lgvernon - August 8, 2016, 3:45 pm

Yes, the plunger. Effectively pounded in with that iron.
Silverheart - August 8, 2016, 2:14 pm

Brutally murdered with that plunger, and some of tne other products on the tray were used to hide the evidence.


7 DWARVES OF OLD AGE -


TAGS: dwarves old age
Rating: 3.36/5

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Phage - January 7, 2009, 7:41 pm
I'm quite partial to Nappy....
Cubbybear - January 7, 2009, 7:25 pm
My new motto..."never trust a fart"
LogicDude - January 7, 2009, 3:19 pm
Dibs on Squinty!
Culos - January 7, 2009, 3:04 pm
Dibs on Farty!
Scorpio7 - January 7, 2009, 9:14 am
Congratulations, Ron! You are one of the few who spells it correctly. The Disney folks spell it, "Dwarfs." Canadians don't spell "Maple LEAVES" correctly, either.


determination -


TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man


TAGS: marriage tv wedding free man
Rating: 4.81/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 5:47 pm
and I'll take it ! thanks chalkman :)
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm
i give you 5
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm
haha funny s5it
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 9:58 pm
hey GaryO, sup ? you know you're only as old as the women you feel... I've only been here a few days too, but you might want to check out the stuff by the older members, you have some seriously good sh*t there !
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:22 pm
...and I tend to repeat myself....admin...little help here (please)
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:21 pm
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:20 pm
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 2:47 pm
The Force of LOL is strong with this one. . .
mariand - January 27, 2012, 12:45 am
good one...original ;)
Budog - January 26, 2012, 9:38 pm
LMAO 5L


PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments




LAZY -


TAGS: lazy doorstopper package funny stupid
Rating: 4.06/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:07 am
Epic win or fail is irrelevant. Seeing this boggled my brain in a way it has never been boggled before.
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:25 pm
Good point, you should upload pic to Epic fail and/or stupid humans
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:12 pm
is thi5 considered an epic fail, or epic win? WE MUST FIND OUT!!!


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


SECURE THE BUILDING -


TAGS: no common language military
Rating: 4.79/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 7:25 pm
20 years' USAF retiree chiming in. Yep... sounds about right to me!
GySgt1811 - January 22, 2011, 11:50 am
Yep, Ico, can't forget the Baby Navy. Those crazies go out when everyone else should be comin' back in!
Iconoclast - January 21, 2011, 9:53 pm
You left out the Coast Guard.
GySgt1811 - January 21, 2011, 7:21 pm
Yep! 5 little bottles of h** sauce.
MilDoc - January 21, 2011, 5:44 pm
Too true Airman! 5 MREs!


LIFE - Don't take life too seriously You won't get out alive anyway




SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - Women wear fake hair, nails and lashes. Get fake boobs,lips, butts and botox. But they want a real man?


TAGS: women men image
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2012, 11:55 pm
Don't start any rumours....but yep! Thanks for the comment :)
mariand - October 28, 2012, 4:41 pm
jee Missy, you're sure you are a woman?...hehehe


COURAGE - Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon




COURAGEOUS - Was the first person to look at this bug and think "I bet that's Yummy"


TAGS: courage lobster
Rating: 4.46/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:23 pm
Less "courageous" and more "starving and desperate". European famines were the source of most "high class" foods being discovered, not by the rich, but by the poor who were literally desperate enough to eat anything and find out if it killed them later.
MercAlert - February 28, 2012, 7:25 pm
Lobsters were originally served as prison food in Maine.
Sho - February 19, 2012, 8:59 am
Mu5t have been a one hungry bastard
Reality Lord - February 19, 2012, 8:55 am

early ...morning...coffee....spray...monitor.....d*** ...you .....lolzzzzzzzz. epic 5L


TURN THE PAGE - I swear, you are the slowest reader ever!


TAGS: cat book turn page
Rating: 4.54/5

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GaryO - March 18, 2015, 8:42 am
Why I didn't fav this when I first saw it, I have no idea.


ADVICE FOR MARRIED MEN - NEVER LAUGH AT YOUR WIFE'S DECISIONS YOU ARE ONE OF THEM


TAGS: marriage
Rating: 4.79/5


CANCER - Shmancer...




COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: sparrow marriage
Rating: 4.95/5

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Sean - October 14, 2011, 8:45 pm
It isn't, by the way. Me and my wife "communicate" all the time.
Sean - February 14, 2011, 7:01 pm
True Fact: Sparrows mate for life -- well, one of their lives, anyway.
Current Resident - January 5, 2011, 5:00 pm
Great Poster! 5L
Sean - November 22, 2010, 6:28 pm
And a "heap" it is, you masochist, you!
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 6:14 pm
I started due to Aggies request a month ago. started at his lowest rated and worked up to the 3's. I still have a heap to go.
Reality Lord - November 22, 2010, 6:03 pm

geez i hate this guy. he just makes it look so d*** easy. note to noobs....this is one of those profiles you should really spend some time going through....for hours.
spacedog - November 22, 2010, 5:53 pm
Excellent.
Airman - November 22, 2010, 5:21 pm
seems to work that way!


REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.


TAGS: marriage reality gamers men
Rating: 4.66/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2013, 1:15 am
Their retinas have been burned by the PS3 images...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:15 pm
Yeah, I don't understand how so many men today didn't have the foresight to see this coming.
LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:06 pm
That is a gears of war screensh**, but the console is a ps3.
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 3:38 pm
You sure understanding isnt she lets you play games and she plays is she shows an interest in your hobbies (teehee). Just kiddin space. Thanks for the comment and the 5L.
spacedog - June 30, 2012, 3:15 pm
Well Mrs.spacedog is understanding and even joins in on some of the fun and games. 5L


RAGE - Because running out of things to kill can be quite frustrating.


TAGS: kratos anger rage god of war kill killing frustration running out
Rating: 3.93/5

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wampyre - December 17, 2009, 11:58 am
in his case true, very true


CATEGORISATION - Often, many subjects come together.


TAGS: marriage slavery
Rating: 4.68/5

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SpitCan - April 17, 2011, 1:40 pm
wow never realized they were closely reagrded
Reality Lord - April 16, 2011, 8:09 am

i am reality lord....and i approve this message....lol. n1 KF.


DEATH -


TAGS: victory life advantage
Rating: 4.95/5

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falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:19 pm
An advantage that, in the end, we will lose.
gas - August 26, 2011, 6:36 pm
haha that would have been great
gas - August 26, 2011, 6:28 pm
thanks :) although the text isn't mine... I just found it fitted very well with that particular scene
Reality Lord - August 26, 2011, 5:33 pm

fav'd...very nice dude
Airman - August 26, 2011, 4:25 pm
best 2 out of 3?
crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:55 pm
Fanta5tic
gas - August 26, 2011, 3:06 pm
yep xD
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 1:58 am
.. You can run if you like, you'll ju5t die tired.
mariand - August 26, 2011, 1:00 am
nice 5aid


GO AHEAD -


TAGS: courage wolf adage
Rating: 4.93/5

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Bolverk37782 - June 23, 2011, 10:01 am
Under 21 feet the Knife has the advantage, it doesn’t jam or run out of ammo. So don’t show the Knife until you’re up close and personal.
Verdeckt - June 23, 2011, 8:15 am
Nice.. 5 filthy wops (Love that movie)


I LOVE EXERCISE -


TAGS: vintage hilda exercise pinup poster
Rating: 4.71/5

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lgvernon - January 13, 2014, 8:32 pm

I love vintage pinup art. I think it's beautiful. Hilda is my favorite because she's so uninhibited. She's also zaftig, as I have been all my life. She's validating, I suppose. Thanks!
premiumgrade - January 13, 2014, 8:05 pm
LG, I love this character. I ran across Duane Bryers’s Hilda 6 months ago. I’d never seen her before. You’d think I would have considering I’m 68 & she’s been around as far back at 1957. I guess I led a sheltered life.


MY MIND IS LIKE A STEEL TRAP - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States


TAGS: old age
Rating: 4.58/5

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GaryO - April 4, 2012, 8:16 am
Man, that looks like a Sam Peckinpah character...great pic and caption, Zook


MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


TAGS: marriage bride groom happy forever
Rating: 4.76/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:33 pm
You should attribute your quotes. This one if from Rita Rudner


NSA SURVEILLENANCE -


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.63/5

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Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


DARK SIDE ELIXIR -


TAGS: guinness beverage darth vader dark side elixir
Rating: 4.06/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:56 am
Plural: Guinni


MIDDLE AGES -


TAGS: reality lord medieval castle middle ages commi3
Rating: 4.67/5

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NeoViking - June 23, 2016, 6:36 pm
Okay, basic Middle English lesson time: "wast" thy journey, not "wath" thy journey. "doth" means, "does," as in, "she does windows," and again, "wath" is not a word, but someone speaking Middle English would have said, "what" just like we do today.
william101 - April 9, 2013, 9:48 am
love it
Sho - December 28, 2011, 1:41 pm
LMFAO
Reality Lord - December 28, 2011, 9:05 am

dude....FTW!!!!
caveman - December 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
aaaaannnnnnnddddddd favourited.


gary oldman -


TAGS: google images
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 2:43 am
I just tried...omg!! LOL x 5


HOPES AND DREAMS - Girl: One day I'm going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.




THINK LEFT - think right think low think high Oh the things you can think if only you try


TAGS: courage dr seuss
Rating: 4.92/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:19 pm
pic 1, the kid is happy. Pic 2, he understands. Pic 3 he's getting a new hope. Pic 4, he's just coùmpensating. Sad but true, our world.
mello1 - May 3, 2012, 1:08 am
hes still a cheater with an extra springy leg. no one wants to say anything though.
mariand - October 13, 2011, 6:34 pm
this is great
Verdeckt - October 12, 2011, 4:33 pm
That kid is an inspiration but is it just me, or does the 2nd last picture look like the Strutting Leo meme?


DIVORCE - Instead of getting married, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a house.


TAGS: marriage divorce house
Rating: 4.66/5

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Bucketheadsdad - January 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
I've also heard the comedian Gary Mule Deer discuss this as well.
djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 10:20 pm
LOL! Been there. FWIW, that tagline is based (nothing wrong with that) on a quote by Lewis Grizzard, though also plagiarized (and more famously known) by Rod Steward. Aces on the execution!


SERENITY - Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?


TAGS: road rage
Rating: 4.9/5

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Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:19 am
Sweet...
THEBRAT - July 20, 2011, 6:31 am
Priceless pic, and yes some should take a bus or not drive at all....lol
mariand - July 20, 2011, 3:48 am
LOL...5 wheels
forseti - July 20, 2011, 2:54 am
so true! 5L


WRITE AN 8 PAGE ESSAY ON COURAGE - ... This is Courage ...


TAGS: essay this is courage
Rating: 4.6/5

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Colin - February 17, 2014, 12:18 am
If it seems tough to complete your coursework with perfection then you can use an easy option of get it done by someone else or purchase essays online.
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 3:16 pm
Funnily enough, this was actually an Oxford Examination Board Essay Question... the guy who wrote this answer topped the exam for he was the "master of presence of mind" !
TerrorAustralis - January 4, 2012, 7:44 am
5Ls for ingenuity the marking: "there is a fine line between courage and stupidity. see me after class"
Rick69 - January 3, 2012, 4:14 pm
Ah... ok, I see what you mean. I'll keep that in mind for any future "courageous" posters :)
Reality Lord - January 3, 2012, 3:02 pm

i would have flipped the text and title.


MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.


TAGS: marriage women complain happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

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tatespa - May 21, 2012, 8:59 am
Agreed... no truer words have been spoken... d***!!!!
SteveFurlong - May 19, 2012, 5:27 pm
5L for indisputable truth.


SPELLING -


TAGS: jager spelling nazi germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:53 am
HAHAHA! she prefers the CL 600
foresti - December 21, 2010, 6:11 am
A Benz? Ahh right, I forgot... They build trucks too. I'll think about that!
Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 4:16 am
Yeh she said she's tired of waking up and tasting gold, she also said it's high time you sell your necklace, get a haircut, and buy her a benz like a "real man" hahaha
foresti - December 20, 2010, 3:34 pm
i love your momma! perhaps she told you?!?
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:08 pm
Don't talk about my momma that way!
forseti - December 19, 2010, 2:13 pm
busted!
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:55 am
I know forseti :) let's just all pretend we have no knowledge of german grammar haha
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:40 pm
it's called jÄger! jÄgermeister!! with an "ä"!!! :P
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:55 pm
ty 5150ML
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:35 pm
now this is a good one


RANDY SAVAGE - I'm coming for you Jesus, no rapture on my watch !!!


TAGS: randy savage coming for jesus
Rating: 4.4/5

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crankyhead - May 21, 2011, 1:24 am
Randy, if you end up in hell in5tead, drop kick Bin Laden for me ok?


COMPUTER GAMES - A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.


TAGS: computer games rage neener
Rating: 3.68/5

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trek - February 25, 2013, 6:49 pm
I believe the proper quote is that it was no match for me in hand to hand combat...
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 9:35 pm
It may have already been done, but it's still funny'r 'n hell
pzykosiz - October 6, 2010, 6:58 pm
i've done it a few times. some are really difficult to find
Neener - October 6, 2010, 6:41 pm
I try. So very hard to do though.
pzykosiz - October 6, 2010, 6:34 pm
no problems. just watch out for repeated jokes
Neener - October 6, 2010, 6:30 pm
I like your pic better.
pzykosiz - October 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
poster 111523


SO I SAID -




LOVE IS BLIND -




COMPANIONSHIP -


TAGS: cat marriage failure meh
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sean - January 15, 2012, 10:44 pm
Agreed. Marriage sucks. Cats rule. And in my case, we stay together for the sake of the (many) cats.
mariand - December 12, 2011, 12:35 am
Great!!!...save the cats...don't get married


COURAGE -


TAGS: courage lie place blame teeth
Rating: 4.79/5

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rerun - July 24, 2013, 7:46 pm

@nichols.....please keep political comments on politifake. Thanks
nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:37 pm
The Obama Administration in a nutshell.
mariand - February 4, 2012, 7:25 pm
nice one!


HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.




WE WERE SOLDIERS -


TAGS: courage duty honor country military
Rating: 4.57/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:21 pm
Thank you for your service.


SOUNDWAVE - Say "Hello" to my little friends!




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage statistic even number
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 12:37 pm
...and b*********. lol
spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:24 pm
it's called poligamy
Budog - April 6, 2012, 10:30 pm
Good catch... 5L
ughomer - April 6, 2012, 3:56 pm
ROFLMAO. Good one!


MIXED MESSAGES - I guess if I have a death wish it couldn't hurt ...




MANAGEMENT LESSON -




TEENAGE DAUGHTERS -


TAGS: teenage daughters revenge
Rating: 4.87/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 15, 2017, 10:18 pm
It's nothing a stiff beating won't help.
motifayk - May 2, 2014, 5:29 pm
Must agree with the homer on that one,, 5L
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 2:31 am
Pretty friggin' good for a first post!


JAKE KNEW THEY HAD THE TALENT - and the material to strike it big Why it didn't happen will forever remain a misery


TAGS: tom garage band
Rating: 4.57/5

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ICEMAN - June 21, 2010, 8:04 pm
I heard one of their tunes this morning. ;) 5
sickartist - June 21, 2010, 7:34 pm
hahahahaha 5L


Young Love -


TAGS: rednecks poem love secrets marriage
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:52 pm
Thanks Hinoron. Glad ya liked it!
Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:30 pm
This needs to be a youtube video! Some one get a guitar... I mean, banjo!
MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:11 pm
Thanks Bandit!
Bandit5906 - February 23, 2015, 11:41 pm
Bingo! 5L


WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES -


TAGS: marriage husband wife death
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 2:06 am
WELCOME! Now wipe your boots!
DillyRat - July 31, 2009, 2:05 am
walks in...trips...falls on face ...has NO idea what's going on but likes it!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:05 am
10-10-10-9.8-6.5! 6.5? Stupid East German Judge!
BuZZbomb - July 29, 2009, 11:02 pm
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:01 pm
(double back-flip dismount, nailed landing) ta-DAAAAAA!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:00 pm
When goals are not readily attainable, the inability to detach from them may produce frustration, exhaustion, rumination on failures, and lack of sleep. These in turn activate harmful inflammatory responses that can lead to illness and lowered immunity.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:59 pm
Men who faced chronic stresses at work or at home ran a 30 percent higher likelihood of dying over the course of a nine-year study...
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:58 pm
I'll answer this one for ya, derek...
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:39 pm
It's all part of the plan...just part of the plan!
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 3:42 pm
50th Wedding Anniversary Toast: "May my wife live another 50 years...and may I live another 51, because I want at least 1 year of f*ckin' peace and quiet before I go!"


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: life time day human nature joke engagement wedding suffering three ring circus diamond woman best friend
Rating: 3.4/5

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Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
Marriage:It never ends well.
Claire - September 9, 2009, 11:50 pm
Not necessarily, depending.
lunchmeat5000 - August 12, 2009, 10:41 pm
Marriage: #1 cause for divorce.
Chateaux - August 12, 2009, 11:25 am
..."One Ring to rule them all..." Great!
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:06 am
sorry glitch,seeing it now
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:44 am
no name again?


MANAGERS - Living proof that stupid people always get the best jobs


TAGS: stupidity in management
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - December 5, 2015, 12:42 am
whoosh
Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:13 pm
I was not aware poorly-drawn comics constituted "living proof" of anything.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 3:34 am
with the most obvious text? I stand by my 1L
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 3:16 am
It's not one of those. He legitimately added to it. 4L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 31, 2010, 3:11 am
look what you found!!! 1L


MARK 5:9 - and jesus asked him 'what is your name?' he replied 'my name is legion for we are many' WE ARE ANONYMOUS, WE ARE LEGION


TAGS: anonymous bible passage scientology
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by Chubb

Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:52 am
I feel as though I'm in a hall of mirrors.
LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 1:25 pm
SCIFAG TROLL!!!
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
Dweezle - March 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
The Bible was indeed an excellent work of fiction And yes the demons were put into pigs
LOLWUT? - August 27, 2008, 6:00 pm
"If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct" A WINRAR IS YOU.
Captain Douchebag - July 7, 2008, 10:41 pm
If my knowledge of old fictional books is correct, that passage comes from a story where a man was possessed by many demons, prompting the "My name is Legion" response. I think the demons were placed into pigs or something, I really just skimmed over that
Dude - July 7, 2008, 9:49 pm
So, Anonymous is Lucifer now?


IT NEVER SAID - for how long




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